Here's my updated version of the Lord's Prayer which I offer to those of you who put your faith in government. You can commit this to memory and recite it to yourself during one of those long public "moments of silence."
Our sugardaddy, which art in Washington,
Big brother be thy name.
Thy gov'ment come, thy corruption be done
in Texas as it is in Illinois.
Give us this day our daily handout.
And forgive us our debts
as we fail to pay our bankers.
Lead us not into responsibility,
but deliver us from all bankruptcy.
For thine is the power
of the socialist states of America,
and big brotherism forever.
Right on!
Disclaimer: All hail the wisdom of our great sugardaddies
and sugarmamas, who taketh away all our debts and obligations!
Woe be unto our unborn grandchildren when the debt collector
comes knocking on their doors. This debt will be passed on, because we do not have enough taxpayers left standing to bear the burden. But it should be fun watching as the wealth of this great nation gets spread around and then goes swirling down a giant toilet drain.
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